It was mango season when we were in Malawi. People were lining the roads selling tons and tons of beautifully ripe and tasty mangos. The going muzungu rate was around 90¢ for a bag of about 35 mangos. Not a bad price. It was at Senga Bay though, that my 8-mango a day habit began to bore me. I don’t think I could have eaten another. About this time a gang of mango-selling youth approached me at this camp pictured above. They had a ginormous bag of mangos and asked me to buy them. Thrilled about the rock-bottom prices, I began to negotiate for the muzungu price of about 35 kwatcha for the bag. In the middle of the negotiations, I realized these mangos would go to waste if I bought them. There were too many; I opted out. The kids became upset. One of them, in a moment of coercive ingenuity said, “If you don’t buy our mangoes, we’ll break your windshield tonight!” He pointed to Breakfast. And there you have it; the story of how a one dollar investment in a bag of mangos saved Breakfast’s windy.